Any Monkey Can Beat The Stock Market Here’s How

4 min readApr 14, 2022

A Blindfolded Monkey Can Beat The Market

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There have been many studies that have shown animals can beat the stock market and beat out expert fund managers with PHD’s. Yes, you read that correctly, animals have beaten expert fund managers with PHD’s when it comes to portfolio returns. How is this possible ? I’ll explain.

It all started in 1973 when professor Burton Malkeil from Princeton University claimed that “A blindfolded monkey throwing darts at a newspaper’s financial pages could select a portfolio that would do just as well as one carefully selected by experts.” in his book called A Random Walk Down Wall Street.

Well, the CEO of Research Affiliates, Rob Arnott stated that Burton was incorrect while speaking at a conference and stated that “The monkeys have done a much better job than both the experts and the stock market.”.

The company Research Affiliates published a paper called “The Journal of Portfolio Management” where the company randomly selected 100 portfolios containing 30 stocks from the largest 1000 U.S. stocks by market capitalization. They then…