Top 10 Replies By Programmers When Their Code Doesn’t Work

1. It works on my machine

2. I thought I fixed that

3. That’s not a bug, it’s a feature

4. It’s never done that before

5. It worked the other day

6. That’s weird..

7. How is that possible ?

8. That fix was temporary

9. I haven’t touched that code in a week

10. It’s your data